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Agar Do Trains Ek Line Pe Aa Jain
RAILWAY INTERVIEW
Interviewer - agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge
Santa - jee red light dikhaunga
Interviewer - red light na ho to
Santa - torch dekhaunga
Interviewer - torch na ho to
Santa - apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga
Interviewer - shirt bhi red na huyi to
Santa - fir m apne bua k ladke ko bulaunga
Interviewer - wo kyu?
Santa - [.. Read Full Funny Santa Banta SMS ..]
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Aik Train Ulatnay Ka Case Adalat Main Tha
Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha..
Train ka Driver jo ke Sardar tha, Us se Poocha:
"Tumne Train Pathri se kyun Utari??"
Sardar: "Aik banda samnay aa gaya tha tou break marne ka time naheen tha..
meray Assistant ne bola ke is ke upar charha do."
Wakeel: "Phir?"
Sardar: "Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..!"
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Where Were You Born
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India ...
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Santa Went To Court
Santa went to court
JUDGE:
"Order! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink!"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up!"
SANTA: No, No.. 7-Up!
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Inspector Bhi Sardar Tha
Sardar ki wife inspector se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya ..
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
To behan kuch or paka lo