Wish You a Very Wonderful Holi

Bright colors,
water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

English Mein Kiya Kehtay Hain

Teacher: Salwar K Naary Ko English Mein Kiya Kehtay Hain?
Student: P.H.D
Teacher: Is Ka Kiya Matlab?
Student: Pajama Holding Device .. 😀

Raat K 2 Bajay Bhi

Ek Line Jo Ladkiyo or Ladko Ka Dil
Raat Ko 2 Bajay Bhi Tod Sakti Hai …

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“The Number U Have Dialed is
Busy on Another Call,
Please Try Again Later”

Good Night :)

Give Smile to Everyone

Give Smile to At-least
One Unknown Person
While Walking on Road …
So That …
He Forgets His Problems For
Whole Day By Thinking …

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Ye Kon Thi? 😀

Wife: Zara Apna Mobile Dikhana

Wife: Zara Mujhay Apna Mobile Dikhana

Husband: Wait Us Ko Main On To Kar Loun,

Delete Videos ..
Delete Pictures ..
Delete Folders ..
Delete Numbers ..
Delete All Messages ..
Delete
Delete
Delete

Format Memory Card,

Yeh Lo …

Wife: Acha 10 Baj Gaye Hain.
Bus Time Hi Dekhna Tha .. :)

Hum Ko Rula Diya

Kabhi Zid Mein Tery Ho Gaye
Kabhi Dil Ne Tujhy Ganwa Diya
Isi Kashmaksh Mein Rahy Sada
Tu Ne Yaad Rakha Ya Bhula Diya
Kabhi Be-Basi Mein Hans Diye
Kabhi Hansi Ne Hum Ko Rula Diya.

3sri Uski Wife

Har Mard Ki Zindagi Mein
“3 Dolls” Aati Hain
1st Us Ki Beti
“Baby Doll”
2nd Us Ki Girlfriend
“Barbi Doll”
3rd Us Ki Wife
“Panadol”
(Wo Bhi Extra) 😀

Santa Banta Short Jokes in Hindi

Santa: What is The Difference
Between Complete and Finish?
Banta: When You Marry a Right Person
You are Complete and
When You Marry The Wrong One
You Are Finished ..! :)

Rajnikanth Funny SMS Jokes

Rajnikanth Never Forgets His Password,
But it’s a Different Issue If

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The Server Forgets His Password..”

Yanna Rascala Mind it! 😛