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• Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi

  Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi..
  
  
  Company Ne Socha K
  
  Achanak Bataya To Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai ..
  
  Company Ne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya
  Ke Aise Batao Ke Wo Khushhi Se Mar Na Jaye ..
  
  Pappu Ne Jake us Ladki Ko Bola:
  "Farz karo aap Ka 5 crore ka inaam nikal aaye to aap kya krogi?"
  
  
  Ladki: Aap Ke Samne Dance Krongi,
  Shaadi Kar Longi..
  
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• Us Area Ki Chikini Chameli Thi

  Nazar Mili Tab Wo Akeli Thi,
  Dosti Hui To Wo Saheli Thi,
  Dusre Ke Sath Bhag Gai Tab Pata Chala
  Wo us Area Ki Chikini Chameli Thi !

  
  
  
  
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• Barsat Ki Ek Khoobsurat Raat Main

  Barsat ki
  Ek khobsurat rat mein
  Shabnam se bheg k
  Ek dosrey se takraty huey
  
  Ek PHOOL ne
  Dosrey phol se kaha
  
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• Height of Addiction

  Height of Addiction:
  
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  Father: Beta Facebook Say Hut Kay Bhe Aik Duniya Hai.
  
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  Beta: Such Papa?
  
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  Zara Link to Send Karen

  
  
  
  
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• I Want A Beautiful Wife

  Jin:
  What Do U Want?
  Boy:
  A Beautiful Wife
  Jin:
  If U R Muslim
  I'll Give U
  Mahnoor Baloch
  If U R Hindu
  I"ll Give U
  Kareena Kapoor
  &
  If U R Christian
  I"ll Give U Angelina Jolie
  
  Whats UR Name ?
  
  Boy:
  HAJI AKSHAY WILLIAM
  
  Jin Gave Him
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