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Boyfriend and Girls are Like
Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are Like
Liver And Kidney.
Boy Is Like Liver And
Girl Is Kidney.
If Liver Fails,
Kidney Fails.
If Kidney Fails.
Liver Manages With Other Kidney.
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A Wife's Poem
A Wife's Poem
He Didn't Like The Curry
And He Didn't Like my Cake
He Said My Biscuits were Too Hard ..
Not Like His Mother Used to Make
I Didn't Prepare The Coffee Right
He Didn't Like The Stew,
I Didn't Mend His Socks
The Way His Mother Used To Do.
I Pondered For An Answer
I Was Looking For A Clue.
Isn't There Anything I Could Do
To Match His Mother's Shoe
Then I Smiled as I Saw Light
One Thing I Could Definitely Do
I Turned Around
And [.. Read Full Funny Poem ..]
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Choosing a Wife From 10 Girls
Choosing a Wife From 10 Girls is Very Confusing,
Even If u Pick The Most Beautiful, Intelligent,
Kindest Woman, There's Still Pain of Losing The Other 9 !!
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Ultimate Truth of College Life
Ultimate Truth of College Life ...
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A Girl Loves a Boy, No One Knows Except The Girl.
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A Boy Loves a Girl, Everyone Knows Except The Girl ...
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You Cant Convince A Monkey
Don't be Sad if a person prefers another person over you ...
Because you can't convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana