1 Asked 100 Women …

I asked 100 women
Which shampoo they
Preferred .. ??

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The top answer was:

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Get the hell of my bathroom .. 😀

Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

Height of Double Meanings:

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So The Teacher Drew The Diagram On The Board
And Said:

Main Kapry Utar Rhi Hun

Bus Conductor: “Anarkali Bazar Aa Gaya Hai Jisne Utarna Hai Utar Jao”
Ek Larki Peeche Se Chillayi: “2 Minute Ruko! Mein Kapry Utar Rahi Hun”
Sabhi Logon Ne Peeche Ghum Kar Dekha To Larki Kapron Wala Bag Utar Rhi Thi.

How Fast Can You Guess These Words

How Fast Are You?
How Fast Can You Guess These Words:

1. BOO _ S
2. _ _ NDOM
3. P _ N _ S
4. F _ _ K
5. PU _ S _
6. S _ X

Answer:
1. Books
2. Random
3. Pants
4. Folk
5. Purse
6. Six

Kaisa Feel Kr Rhi Ho

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.

1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.

Ye 2 Ghanta Ki

Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai. 😀

Dua Ki Appeal ..

DUA Ki Appeal

1 Larki Jis Ki Umar 24 Ssal Hai.
Bohat Pyari Hai. Wo Bechari Civil Hospital K
I.C.U Ward Mai

Doctor hai

DUA

kren k wo

Mere Sath Set Ho Jaye :)

Tamam Girls Se Guzarish Hai

Selaab Ki Wajah Se Kafi Bhaensain (Cows) Zaaya Ho Chuki Hain.

Darr Hai K Doodh Ki Shortage Ho Jaye Gi.

Is Liye Tamaam

GIRLS
Se Guzarish Ha K Is Mushkil Waqt Main Hakoomat Ka Sath Dain

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Or Doodh Boil Krtay Waqt Zaya Honay Say Bachaain.

Or Aap Apna Zehan Saaf Rakhain.
SHUKRIYA

Mangta Hn To Deti Nhi Ho

Seductive Shaayari:

Mangta hun to
deti nahi ho,

Jawaab meri baat ka..

Aur deti ho to khada
ho jata hai,

Rome-Rome
jazbat ka.. :

Muuh me lena
tumhe pasand nahi,

Ek bhi qatra
sharab ka..

Phir Kyon bolti ho
ke dheere se daalo,

Balon mein phool
gulab ka ? 😉

Woh Soti rahi
mein karta raha

Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.. 😉

Usne kaha bada
maza aata hai jab
andar jata hai..

Kaano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka…

Night Was Dark Moon Was High

Night was Dark

Moon was High

Boy stopped Car

Girl asked Why?

He came Closer.

She felt Shy.

He said Softly

“Dhakka Maar Heroine
Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai ….