Insulting Jokes on Boys – Kiya Hataana Hai

Girl To Boy (in Party): Excuse Me!
Boy: Yes?
Girl: Meray Aik Hath Mein Plate Hai
Aur Aik Hath Mein Glass, I Can’t Use Them..
Kia Aap Meray Face Pr Se Aik Cheez Hata Saktay Hain?
Boy (Very Happy): Ge Bolain Kia Hataana Hai?
Girl: Apni Kuty Jesi Nazarain … :)

Kahin Kho Do Ge Dil Mera

Young Girl Says to Young Boy ..

Abhi Kamsin Ho, Rehny Do, Kahin Kho Do Ge Dil Mera
Tumhary Hi Liye Rakha Hai, Le Jana Jawan Ho Kr …

Young Boy Respond:

Na Kamsin Hn, Na Nadan Hn, Mohabbat Ko Samajhta Hn
Tumhara Kiya Bharosa Hai, Mukar Jao Jawan Ho Kr .. :)

Boys vs Girls Funny SMS, Do You Love Me

Girl: Do U Love me?
Boy: Yes, I Do …
Girl: How Much?
Boy: I Love U So Much, I Can’t Measure

Girl: No Just Tell Me
Boy: OK, I’m Like A Cell Phone & You’re My Sim Card,
I’m Nothing Without U.

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Girl: Aaww That’s So Romantic ..

Boy (Saying Himself): Thank God She Doesn’t Know,
This is a Chinese Phone, With Three Sim Cards .. :)