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• Boyfriend and Girls are Like

  Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are Like
  Liver And Kidney.
  
  Boy Is Like Liver And
  Girl Is Kidney.
  
  If Liver Fails,
  Kidney Fails.
  
  If Kidney Fails.
  Liver Manages With Other Kidney.

  
  
  
  
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• Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi

  Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi..
  
  
  Company Ne Socha K
  
  Achanak Bataya To Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai ..
  
  Company Ne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya
  Ke Aise Batao Ke Wo Khushhi Se Mar Na Jaye ..
  
  Pappu Ne Jake us Ladki Ko Bola:
  "Farz karo aap Ka 5 crore ka inaam nikal aaye to aap kya krogi?"
  
  
  Ladki: Aap Ke Samne Dance Krongi,
  Shaadi Kar Longi..
  
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• Can I Sit Here

  Girl (in Train): Can I Sit Here?
  
  Boy: Its all urs
  
  Girl: Can i take some water?
  
  Boy: My pleasure
  
  Girl: Bhaiya agla station konsa hai ??
  
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  Boy:
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• Girls Improve Their Looks

  Girls Improve Their Looks,
  Not Their Minds..!!
  
  Because They Know
  
  Some Guys May Be Stupid
  
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• One to Change The Bulb

  How Many Girls Does it Take To Change A Light Bulb?
  
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  Answer
  5 Girls,
  1 To Change The Bulb And 4 To Scream
  "Haye ALLAH Araam Sey!"

  
  
  
  
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